When I Grow Up, I Want to Be Like Mommy

According to the mom in question, there’s another explanation for this racy drawing that her daughter handed in to the preschool teacher…

This was the note her daughter brought into school the next day.

Dear Ms. Davis,

I want to be very clear on my child’s illustration. It is NOT of me on a dance pole on a stage in a strip joint. I work at Home Depot and had commented to my daughter how much money we made in the recent snowstorm. This photo is of me selling a shovel.