“I’m sitting in the Kroger parking lot, gathering my thoughts. While I was inside collecting groceries, I noticed a young girl dancing down the aisle, making a big noise.”
“When I looked around, I saw a young lady wearing huge boots in comparison to her small body. At first, I just chuckled and went about my business. But I ended up in the checkout line behind her and her mother.”
“As good southerners do, we struck up a conversation.”