BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
I’m writing you this letter to let you know that I’ll never come back. For seven years, I’ve been a nice man to you. I’ve achieved nothing as a result.
These past two weeks have been a nightmare. The final drop was when your manager contacted to let me know that you had resigned from your job today.
You got back home last week. You were completely unaware that I had gotten a fresh haircut or prepared your favorite dish. I was even rocking a fresh set of silk boxers.