A woman hid under the bed to check her husband

“She’s finally left…

Yeah, I know, I’m going to see you, put on that gorgeous French nightgown.”

“I love you…

I’m looking forward to seeing you…

We’ll do whatever dirty things you want.”

He hung up the phone, grabbed his keys, and walked away.

As she emerged from beneath the bed, she heard the car pull away.

She was enraged and had tears in her eyes.

She took the note to see what he had written…

“I can see your feet. We’re out of bread; I’ll be back in five minutes.”